Party!

Friday, February 22, 2008

The Prudent Investor invites everybody to the biggest party of the world.
Join a crowd of approximately 300 million Indians, probably 400 million Chinese, a few million Arabs from the oil sheikdoms, those Africans with more than a dime to spare and maybe spot a few ten thousand Western investors at the gold party too!
Attendees meet from Sunday to Friday at local office hours and can be easily recognized by the smile on their faces.
Thanks to the latest technology you can participate virtually too. You don't even have to leave your home for the best party that will probably last well into the next decade.
Meet the lucky few who bought their tickets early. The entry fee for the hottest party in the world has steadily risen from $252 at the beginning of this millennium and a rapidly expanding crowd is now happy to fork over $950 for their ticket to prosperity.
Great sounds of bling, bling, bling (accompanied by the tune of your choice) are attracting new partygoers everyday and scalpers hold back their tickets as they expect such strong demand that they expect to unload well north of $1,000 in the very near future, with the high expectations for the 2008 party ranging between $1,200 and $1,500.
Participants are truly getting value for their money. Every ticket will immediately turn into a treasured asset that is nobody else's obligation. And they literally last forever, without losing the shine for millenia.
Follow-up events are planned for 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014 so far, taking it from the success of past parties that were organized in the 1970s. Expect ticket prices to rise sharply, though. Those who have already been to the golden venue are eagerly spreading word about the fantastic atmosphere.
Dancers shake their booty while engaging in the "avoid inflation" game.
Win a gold bar by correctly forecasting this year's percentage growth in money supply. Get one ounce for every percentage point of money supply M3 (ssshh: you could become a winner with a figure around 18%.)
Others enjoy lessons in biology in the chill-out room: You ever heard of the growing strength of goldbugs who are well prepared to such hostile environments like debt crises, recession and depression?
So what are you waiting for?
Come to the best party of the world! It is only getting fun now!

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